User:Owen Silverstone

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Hi! Every so often, I will pots a story, poem or article on this page. They maybe be true, or completly made up. Isn't it fab! Feel free to post a comment on my talk page on how you feel about this stuff. Here goes!

Monday 11th February 2008:

Hello there. Lilly Savage is unusually thick (as in stupid... she might just be fat as well, I don't know). Or that's what I was told. I'm not sure whether to believe it or not because I've never seen the woman. (But I've seen the Man!) Also, I've been told this: (To be sung to a beat) Lilly Savage Ate some cabbage. Illy-ally Goo-goo! Strange, isn't it. And it just so happens that I was told both of these by the same person. I don't know who it was because, it was in my dream last night. For all I know, the person could have had a blue face; had a head made of recycled Gordon Browns; and toenails of stainless steel. It's a revolting thought, I know. Even more revolting, though, is that Lilly Savage is PAUL O'GRADY IN DRAG!!! (God save his dog and his beloved flashing organ!) Actually, I've got a feeling that the person in my dream was Paul O'Grady himself. (Or maybe he was as Lilly Savage at the time, who knows?)