User:Owensrt2/The Carl

Carl is everything and nothing. He embodies Carl. Carl is the entity that governs the body of Carl. Carl is a benevolent and loving deity, who rules over the other Carl's with love and wisdom. Basically Carl is both male and female but also amphibian and reptile, both mammal and invertebrate. Carl is life and death. Additionally, archaeologists have discovered the bones of a Carlosaurus-Rex in western Africa. This dates back to biblical times when Carl walked the Earth. What does this mean you ask? It means Carl.