User:Ownage & Pownage

How does one define ownage and pownage? Well one could begin by stating how the two differ. Ownage is the act of owning someone. Not physically owning them, as a master would a slave, but by directly or indirectly (as we shall define later) tricking someone else into doing something that will cause them great discomfort or displeasure. While, Pwnage is the act of powning someone, this is a more severe form of owning someone else.

Ownage and Pwnage have subclassifications. These subclassifications are:

(i) Ownage/Pwnage by choice This is defined as when the trick that is set out by the Owner/Pwner is more of a suggestion than an actualy trick and the Ownee/Pwnee decides to go through with it by their own will. This is why above it was stated that owning/pwning can be done by the Owner/Pwner indirectly.

(ii) Ownage/Pwnage by surprise This is defined as when the trick that is set out by the Owner/Pwner is in fact an actual trick. It may involve hiding objects, disguising things to make them seem innocent/secure, or anything else along thos elines. The Ownee/Pwnee has no choice in this type of owning/pwning and more than usually will stumble upon this by surprise rather than having the knowledge in advance. This is why above it was stated that owning/pwning can be done by the Owner/Powner directly. In a way it is forced upon the Ownee/Pwnee.

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