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NODISHWASHINGLAZIOMA This acute illness has yet to have a cure other than avoiding to offer to wash dishes in the first place. It was long believed to be urban legend but recently cases have come to light of husbands, wives and children succumbing to this rapid onset and fatal disease. The only link between these cases has been that the victim offered to wash the dishes. After that seemingly benign offer, immediate symptoms include lightheadedness, immobility and within 10 minutes………..death. Outside of avoidance of doing the dishes there has been the rare case of survival but immediate action needs to be taken. Once the volunteer realized their error in making the request they must immediately mention they will get the dishes in a minute and either disappear into the bathroom or into the garage/basement and start working on a long term project that will likely take months to accomplish. Anyone with additional information or experience please share. Experience regarding this illness is rare do to the fact that no one ever offers to help do the dishes in the first place.