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Kurt "Balls" Masson

Kurt Masson was born in Eastern Ohio in the early 1950s. It didn't take long for his parents to realize that something was amiss. Kurt was diagnosed with a minor case of Cerebral palsy at the age of seven, and was immediately moved to a school for the mentally impaired. He spent most of his childhood there, finally graduating and moving away at the age of twenty two. Before long things took a turn for the worse when Kurt began experimenting with Lysergic acid diethylamide. For the next fifteen years he went threw a number of jobs, including garbage disposal, waste management, assistant secretary at an abortion clinic, and he was even a prostitute for a while. But one day salvation came in an unexpected way, Jesus Christ. Kurt was reborn and decided to devote himself to god. When the church rejected him, he decided to go with plan B, computer programing. Kurt became the first computer programing teacher with a mental handicap to be hired in North Western Indian. He continues to work there to this day.