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Klytts of Fire

Origins Forming in late September of 2007 in the courtyard of Hoover High School, founding members Paul "Franz VonKlytt" Frank, Brian "Wayne Klittlick" Hines, Greg "Broseph Klyttkick" Hoopingarner, and Timothy "Buen008 Klit" Bueno, set out to be the greatest fake rock band this green earth has ever seen, or heard, whichever way you wish to look at it.

First Gig On the morning of October 1, 2007, these four brave rock band hopefuls set off from the humble abode of the Frank family to start their journey to become legendary plastic musicians. With their Mountain Dew "Game Fuel" in hand and classic rock blaring from the car stereo, the at the time unnamed rock band drove up I-77 North to Cleveland in their Ford Focus (later affectionately nick-named the "Fucus"). Little did they know the legendary day that was ahead of them. While on their journey from suburban North Canton to the "big city," they tried to come up with a name for their new band. The Sticky Arches? No. Martha Stewart and the Insider Stock Traders? No. What could it be? When all hope of a cool name seemed lost, Brian ejaculated "CLITS OF FIRE" from the back seat.