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Sam Naish aka: Nish Nash; horse; Meringues; thats rite nice; trumpet beater; willy johnson (derived from his heavy black background on his mum side); massive apendage; Houssenbugler...

Sam Naish is a tall, thin and A-sexual character, who is offten seen scurrying towards a buffet at night fall and survives almost entirely on fish sticks...

Famous for his social antics, well known for his badminton prowess, the Naish is often the life and soul of a party...

Notoriously territorial, woe betied anyone who comes between Naish and his food and will often be met with the 'oi, go away' treatment...

The Sam or horse to his friends is capable of sleeping at both night and day with equal ease, whilst standing up in fact (and underwater), a very useful traight particualrly when coming up against early starts (and toast)...

Ooh feisty...