User:PVW1

Paul Vincent Wnuk (born 4 February 1989) is a person who lives in Lunenburg, Massachusetts.

Characteristics
Paul has a number of personality traits. He has been described as nice, funny, friendly, interesting, a man nwith balls, and a slut.

Phobias
Paul has a fear of dogs after being biten by his uncle's dog when he was little. He also doesn't like mentally disabled people after being beat up by one when he was in pre-school.

Beliefs and Characteristics
Paul has many beliefs that differ from everyone else's. He does not believe in marriage, in fact, he's not a big fan of the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing. He can be friends with a girl, and hang out with a girl. He will sleep with mostly any girl that wants to sleep with him, all she's gotta do is ask him.

Ideas
Paul has many ideas that he hopes are successful. He bought two chickens so he can eat healthier, unfertilized eggs. He might become a model or a stripper for a part-time job. He almost became a prostitute to get some extra cash. That idea got put on hold last year and will only be used as a last resort. He did the Adopt A Highway maintenence program in which he cleaned trash off of route 2, clipped the grass, and washed the road signs. He hopes to someday become a famous pornstar when he grows up. Paul also took up Uechi Ryu karate for about ten years. He now holds the rank of ni-dan, which is a second degree black belt. He now does gymnastics.

High School Legend
Paul is well known at his school mostly for doing and saying things that most people wouldn't dream of doing or saying mainly because of what people might think. Two years ago, his law class was given an assignment to write anything they want. Paul wrote "I love food and tits." A couple months later, he came in wearing a shirt that said "I love lesbians." He got away with both of these things. One Halloween, he came in dressed as a drag queen. He was one of the captains of the boys x-country team for two years. He sometimes did practice wearing pink and black striped spandex pants. He is also the president of the band. One time on valentines Day, he gave his band director a flower with a tag that said "To Ms. Katz, the most attractive teacher in the school. Love Paul." He made Lunenburg High school history by being the the first male to join cheerleading. The sport waseventually cancelled because not enough people joined the team. He is now the mascot for the school.