User:Pablo X/Nobody

If you think that you are an authority on an article or your opinion deserves some special consideration because
 * you are personally acquainted with the subject of a BLP
 * you have seen this non-notable band and they rocked
 * you have seen this notable film and it sucked ass
 * you have 30,000+ edits
 * you have made a personal commitment to Christ
 * you are the grandchild of a holocaust survivor
 * you possess a computer and enough brain cells to operate an input method thereto
 * your skin colour is the same as that of the subject
 * you have played this game and obtained a gargantuan score
 * you believe that you have been harassed by other editors
 * you are under great stress
 * you have 372 barnstars
 * an editor was rude to you
 * you always leave an edit summary
 * you have contributed to $$x$$ good articles and $$y$$ featured articles $$:x>0,$$ $$y>0$$
 * you are an administrator
 * you are very young
 * you are very old
 * you are offended by images of nudity
 * you enjoy images of nudity
 * you are offended by images of Mohammed
 * you have a university degree
 * you have a degree from the School of Hard Knocks or the University of Life

you should bear in mind that nobody cares. Wikipedia may not be the place for you.