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Kristian Capulet Shortt

Kristian Shortt (born December, 19, 1981), better known by his stage name Kristian Capulet, is a Donegalese rapper, record producer, singer, male model, and pizzeria officianado. Your boy Capulett was born and raised in the sleepy hamlet of lower Clar, Co. Donegal, Ireland. Kristian is the son of infamous Donegal night club owner Frank Tiberious Shortt Link Wan who was wrongfully imprisoned by the Gardai Siochannyhauns in 1995.

Early Life

In his early life in Lower Clar Capulet is said to have been a wile man mad for a bit of craic. He attended school in Carndonagh Community School were he was constantly having run ins with men from Malin and Glengad, so much so that the had to move schools due to batin' lumps out of some fella. Capulet could usually be found living the high life down by The Fever Hospital close to his home in Lower Clar. He also took regular trips to Moville street to cause a bit of havoc and devilment. It is believed he did not spit rhymes in his formative years, instead he chose to speak in an alarmingly high pitched voice as puberty did not hit him until his mid teens.

Drive By Knifing

On October, 11, 2008 Capulet was savagely attacked by a savage man who gave him a wile bit of a savage stabbing to the neck no less than 13 times. Link Two His brother Jalisco said, "He is in terrible shape. It was a pretty savage attack." Despite this savage attack from a savage man Capulet lived to tell the tale, and tell it he did with the release of his music. Capulet survived the Irish drive by stabbing and went on to rap her out tight and bring us such classic diddy's as Special Branch We Got This." as well as the epic 12 minute monster that is "The Hymn of World War 2." It is said that when Capulet rocks the mic he rocks the mic right and or out tight. During the savage knifing Capulet actually died twice, and at one stage only had three pints of blood in him. Link Three Capulet went on to say "I never thought anything would come of it but the story of 50 Cent taught me I could go for it. That I should at least try - I’ve only one life." Technically as he has died twice this is his third life. Link Four

Anti Drugs Rap Maestro

Capulet is unlike the rest of the rap pack as he is anti-drugs. Capulet is being tipped as the next big thing despite the fact that he is only five foot five. He is as wide as he is tall. In an interview with the Donegal Democrat Capulet had this to say. “I have risen from struggle to become Ireland’s 50 Cent.” It is thought he was on drugs at the time, although those reports have never been founded. Link Five Albums ‘The night that covers me’ and ‘Underground or Crowned/political assaults’ followed. Kirstian explained “They promote my hip hop material rather than my political songs. I wasn’t always political. I used to wear bandanas and sunglasses and rap in the mirror. I never thought anything would come of it but the story of 50 Cent taught me I could go for it. That I should at least try - I’ve only one life." The SixthLink Sur Capulet went on to add "I distributed almost 10,000 leaflets highlighting the harmful effects of drugs. In the new year I will be organising campaigns to infiltrate Derry with at least 20,000 of these leaflets personally delivered across the city before the summer of 2013 and hopefully even more afterwards." He now believes in hitting up his greens instead of the crack pipe yo.

Roaring American Chart Success

"Eyes on the Goal" has reached number 83 in the American Radio Chart and number 31 in the independent chart, not bad for a first song and first week in the charts over thonder in America. Capulet believes the haters are only dissing him because they are flat out well jell.

Management in America

Your boy Capulet now has management in America after a recent trip stateside. Link Seven Capulet spent weeks banging on doors and ringing record producers in order to get himself a deal. His diligence paid off in the end and he landed himself a manager who believed in his folk rap rebel fusion style and the message he was trying to convey. Capulet spat these words, “as I have many people back home who would simply bask in my failure, I have been advised at this point not to give the name of my management as I don’t entrust this information in the hands of my enemies, I hope you understand." Link Eight Wise words from a wise young sage. Yoda himself would be proud.

Albums

Underground or Crowned: Political assaults

The Night That Covers Me

References

frankshortt.com/about

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/frank-shortts-son-stabbed-13-times-in-frenzied-assault-26483745.html

http://donegalnews.com/2012/12/donegal-rap-artist-gets-break-in-la/

http://www.donegaldemocrat.ie/lifestyle/quigley-s-point-s-kristian-ireland-s-50-cent-1-4640996

http://donegalnews.com/2012/12/donegal-rap-artist-gets-break-in-la/