User:Padutchinfrance

American expat word nerd

One of those people who will correct poorly-translated tourism documents in red pen and drop them in the suggestion box with a reminder that perception is important. Would like to be reincarnated as the Potions mistress at Hogwarts, but only if it's possible to do so without being affiliated with Slytherin. Has written an essay called "Random thoughts about skin, boobs, and bathing suits..." If you give the same ingredients to 100 people, none of them will make vinaigrette the same way.