User:Painprincesscess

Dude!! I am an awesome chick who loves peguins and pea soup. If you would like to date me, I like romantic toe squeezers and scubadiving inside carnvorious whales. If you know anything about the gay peguins in guatamala, you are the most awesomeset person in the world!!! did you know that guatamala is the gay capitol of teh world? I just found that out!! Peguins mostley eat mold and jumpropes off of the ground when the people are nowhere to be found. Some peguins live off of the coast of Idaho but no one can be quite sure. William Ferrel or as his birth cirtifficate says, "Johnn Hancoke The Fifteenth of Germany, Switzerland. William duke All mighty of the Ferrel cats", once said,"I wasn't born inside of a talking penguin for nothing! She gave birth to me because i was born to be a porno star. Always running around in my underware to make sure that the foxy ladies check out my sexy bod. I know I am bisexual and I look like a monkey that was shoved out of the end of macccironi noodle, but the girls can't keep their hands off of my overly large big toe. What can I say? I mean you would try to touch me too if i wasn't shoved back up the penguin's butt to save the world from being sucked up by overly large arteries and a gapping hole in the bottom of my mother's Crack. Trust me, i know how you feel." That is the motto i lived by and still live by today. If it weren't for that I wouldn't have spent 20 years in prison for killing my mother while trying to shove me back up the uranary track when she was getting open heart surgery. I must say that i love taylor rodregizous and all her little preps that follow her. I it weren't for them, I would have still been living in my old house that they burnt to the groung indtead of living in the steets of Minnisota in a covered wagon i found when I was traveling to Antartica to save the beached whales in the north pole. Thats where I got my dog scruffy, he is a mixture between a whale and a pitbull. he is so cute. he lives in water because he has gills and three paws. the other paw go cut off by the blender when i was trying to make my customer at Jomba Juice a smoothie. I never did get the leg out of that poor person's throat. Her funeral was sad. that was when I choked the owner of the funeral home because he still wouldn't let me get the leg. He said it was under investigation. That was my dog's only leg on the left side. I was really sad to find out that Human fooseball is now illegal because of what happened last saturday. I got ptu on house arrest because I was carring ice cream in my pocket last saturday and now i am really bored. I love the show Deal or No Deal.