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The Relationships of Peanut Butter
Peanut butter is a spread made out of roasted peanuts that have been ground. It has strong relationships with other spreadable items such as, jams, honey, marshmallow fluff, and chocolate spreads; as well as many other items including fruits, vegetables, breads, and chocolates.

Jam
Jam is peanut butter's "sugar daddy" per say. They formed a strong, unbreakable bond back in 1901, when Julia Davis Chandler paired the two together in what she called, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It seemed like peanut butter would be linked together with jam forever, until the two became power crazy, both fighting over the lime light, both saying that they were the star of the sandwich. The peak of their time together can be noted in the viral video from 2008 called, "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!" Currently, peanut butter only makes appearances with jam on a business level, in sandwiches only.

Honey
Peanut butter is found with honey only occasionally. Honey's soft, and sweet dispossession has allowed peanut butter to walk all over it, and so peanut butter only pairs up with honey when it is feeling wholesome and at peace.

Marshmallow Fluff
This duo dazzles so much in the public eye that a couple's name, the Fluffernutter, has arisen for them. Although painfully popular, this sassy couple doesn't always get good reviews. Many parents shy away from the Fluffernutter, saying that the combo is a bad example for their children. Some have even said that the two lack substance, and can be comparable to the late Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes.

Chocolate Spreads
Rarely does peanut butter find itself close to a chocolate spread. This is partly because chocolate spreads (such as Nutella) are loved much more than peanut butter; although peanut butter has yet to admit its defeat to the public. The relationship shared between the two can be described more as "frenemies", than an actual romantically stable one. Peanut butter competes with chocolate spreads constantly, putting everything it has into fighting for number one. However, peanut butter always falls short do to Europe's deep and emotional bond with Nutella, which has been also spreading like wildfire in North America. The two are still friends despite being in constant competition, and are known to get together in their down time.

Other Pairings
Peanut butter is highly social, and is almost never found alone. Although, since it is a super star, it shines bright even when riding solo. However, peanut butter can often be found close to vegetables, such as celery; fruits, such as apples or bananas; in baked goods, such as muffins, cookies and breads; and lastly, in chocolate such as the famous Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Peanut butter can be added to many items for flavour including sauces, milkshakes, frostings, and even crackers. People most commonly link peanut butter to sandwiches and have thus created a number of cook books dedicated to the possibilities such as, The Peanut Butter & Co. Cookbook: Recipes From the World's Nuttiest Sandwich Shop and The Ultimate Peanut Butter Book.