User:PaleoBioJackie/be bold

'''Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?'''

A: He was a man of many cultures.

Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?

''A: Mitosis! ''

Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?

A: An itsy bitsy book.

Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?

A: Chemotaxis

Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?

 A: Romeostasis 

Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?

 A: A FSH.

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