User:Pallison1/Bevs

Bevs, also called Beverly, is commonly accepted to be the highest form of life yet discovered in our world, and though she is modest, she knows deep down that it is true. As often as she denies it, the truth is that she is worshiped by most modern religions. And since this is on the internet, it must be true. Beverly is commonly referred to as such things as "the greatest thing that ever happened to me" or "the love of my life" or "the reason I keep living" or "the reason I am on this planet." And while these phrases are the most common, one of my favorites is "Bevs, you're the best." That, of course, is closely followed by; "what would I do without you?" Occasionally, a simple "Bevs..." is enough to get the point across, but really, it should read: ALL HAIL BEVERLY, QUEEN OF QUEENS, AND GODDESS OF GODDESSES. Of course, that's just my opinion, and I could be wrong. BUT. I'm not. One of the problems that many people have with Beverly is that they get addicted. A Beverly addiction is a nasty thing, as there is no 12-steps to recovery, there is no cure: Once you're addicted, you're addicted for life. Of course, of all the things to get addicted to, she is probably the best and most beneficial thing to get addicted to.

Synonyms for Beverly: Beautiful, Adorable, Gorgeous, Pretty, Amazing, Epic, Stunning, Ravishing, Jaw-Droppingly Good Looking, occasionally Foxy...