User:Panbej

Pan Bej is the God of Plast. A long long time ago when he invented time, Pan Bej became really bored. This was back when he didn't need to save the Earth everyday, because he didn't help God create people yet. One day, Pan Bej created singing in his spare time by stretching his vocal chords before having his daily rada with God. It is because of this that the vocal chords are called chordus Bejus. After this, Pan Bej created rhythm by taking his odnostriy pants off and putting them back on again, and then listening to the repeating sound it makes. Eventually, he realized that the he just made the first and best tune in existence. Like ever. Seriously. He called this new art form a "song" and titled it "Ми дякуєм тобі", to thank God for all the powers he gave Pan Bej. (Later the lyrics would be changed so that mere mortals could sing this song too). This went on to win every single award ever. After God saw what Pan Bej created, he told Bej that it was good. However, Pan Bej thought that one song was not giving him happiness. At this point in time, night was starting to fall, an idea hit Pan Bej. Why not have multiple songs play in a back to back fashion during the night. The next day, during the daily morning "до звіту глянь" Pan Bej told God his idea about these night time parties. God really liked this, and told Pan Bej to call this party a "vechirka". Pan Bej liked this word, and decided to name the time of day that these parties are to occur "vechir." Every good song ever played at a vechirka is actually written by Pan Bej (both lyrics and music), while the bad ones are all chosen by Vladimir Putin, Mukola Myrskyj, Joseph Stalin, Michael Fedynskyj, and the so-called "DJ" Julian Hayda. Now, whenever you go to a vechirka or see that vechir has come, you know why.