User:PartyFatty


 * 1) 1 reason to be fat: people laugh with you, not at you.


 * 1) 2 reason to be fat: if you eat too much, you don't have to worry about it!


 * 1) 3 reason to be fat: blubber keeps you warm.


 * 1) 4 reason to be fat: you get to sit around all day.

Just can't get enough of it? TOO BAD!!!!!!
 * 1) 5 reason to be fat: YOU CAN READ THIS!!!!