User:Partyoneace

robert neace is one of the greatest humans to ever walk the earth in the modern century. his goals of gaining world wide respect have lead him to invent such great things has toilet paper and the popular dance "the dougie"

he was born on a plane as it crashed only he survived. Then he became known as the boy who lived. many of the things robert does go unnoticed but never being one to bitch he just did work.

he is also known as the soul defender of the arbys on springdale. also he is a hound at basketball and cannot be defeated.

the only way to kill him is to give him hella bj's like 20 of those things in a row. he will surely die.

one time he killed a bear with a ladybug and then fed the bear to the ladybug. his main weapon of choice is a wooden stick with a gun on the end.

his hobbies include riding sharks,hunting people,fighting people larger than himself,running through walls,partys,celebrity partys(they are better).

he raises dog to raise cats. saves baby birds that have lost there mother. he makes other peoples business his and they like it. he is the life of parties that he never went to. if he was to punch you in the face you would have to fight the urge to thank him.