User:Pastamanguy

Pastamanguy is a sombrero loving cat whos goal in life is to take over the world.

As a kitteh he enjoyed pasta and ripping small animals to shreds. When he realized his purpose in life he began his conquest for world domination. It started when he had just learned how to use the litter box. He began a plot to overthrow the Banana King. One night he snuck into his Banana Palace located in The Land of Cheese and Spoons. While the king slept Pastamanguy chopped him up into tiny little pieces and made a banana and squrrel smoothie. Only when he had finnished drinking the smoothie de he realize that the squirrel was past its expiration date. He got food poisoning and threw up on Justin Bieber when he was just a Baby, making him who he is today.