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Chris Glenn a.k.a Glen Humplick (n.):

Christopher (Chris) Glenn is, unofficially, the worst information attendant of all time. He lacks all necessary abilities to adequately do his job. He keeps charging people different amounts of money, and can not use a basic touch tone phone (All you have to do is dial 9 Chris).

Short in stature, Chris is a somewhat short tempered man. He likes to use the "F" word a lot. He is a member of the TKE army, the largest standing military force on the campus of UNH. Although most of this information reflects Chris Glenn's stupidity, he is quite accomplished when it comes to swallowing things whole (such as munchkins)

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