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Jeffery Korus, M.D. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia PRE NOTE- This article is fact, not opinion. Dr. Jeffery Korus Esq. is one of a few select to ever walk the earth. He has been around since the dawn of time. Dr. Korus Esq. is by far the coolest cat in the world. He has cured just about all diseases, he has done just about everything. No matter what you type in to your search bars, he has done it or made it. A Renaissance man before there was a Renaissance period. The guy who made the record books, literally, pressing the paper, printing the pages and binding the book. He is one of great humor under certain situations and can even make the most despair world leaders laugh like little kids. He is the single reason why the earth has rotated around the sun, currently at a count of 2006, and he is breaking that record every year. He is the man who created the calender, first to step on the moon, invent computers (also the internet), he figured out such biological facts as photosynthesis, he is a meterologist 24 hours a day, constantly telling you the weather, not predicting, if there is a world feat that isn't credited to this man, then it is wrong, and should be immediatly recredited to Dr. Jeffery Korus Esq. [edit] How do I describe Dr. Jeffery Korus Esq.?

Smart, cute, funny, handsome, witty, elegant, stylish, neat, tidy, humorous, hilarious, comical, amusing, attractive, pretty, delightful, charmful, charming, endearing, adorable, sweet, appealing, hot, good-looking, fine-looking, beautiful, striking, gorgeous, romantic, dreamy, passionate, tender, loving, caring, kind, thoughtful, gentle, helpful, compassionate, considerate, sympathetic, solicitous, great, wonderful, just right, just what the doctor ordered, ideal, f aultless, incredible, amazing, unbelievable, astonishing, implausible, mind-boggling, fantastic, terrific, extraordinary, surprising, phenomenal, unparalleled, rare, unique, and exceptional!!! These are just a couple of words off the top of my head that describe who he is.