User:Patty232/sandbox

The man, The myth, The legend CLAY BOYLE!!!!! CLAY plays football, plays music, has a great sense of humor, and is an all-around total bad-a**. He built the hospital he was born in with his hands while fending off bears. When he was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital while drinking whiskey from the bottle. He can do a wheelie on a unicycle while juggling flaming chainsaws and fending off bears. He built 4,227 hospitals in Africa. He also built 1,473 schools there. He can make orange juice from lemons or apples. The "most interesting man in the world" has nothing on Clay. When he was born, double rainbows collided and volcanoes erupted. Zeus himself tried to claim Clay for his own but Clay wanted to stay on Earth and be a boss so he fought Zeus and nearly killed him( just minutes after he was born). You can see this beautiful man here:

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