User:Paul.varnado/sandbox

History
Stephen Ruh was born in a small town in Kentucky. Soon, he would run it. By 2012, he had become the University of Kentucky's most notorious tweet generator. This is his story.

Interesting Facts

 * Stephen Ruh once saw Tom Hanks at a Denny's. He merely shrugged his shoulders and continued eating his Grand Slam.
 * Stephen Ruh can tie his shoes with his tongue.
 * Stephen Ruh coined the phrase "all's well that ends well"
 * Stephen Ruh is a licensed Sommelier.

Notable Tweets

 * Katniss Baggins, the girl who was on shire
 * I think my neighbor might be a vampire because he's always up late at night... And he bit me and now i'm a vampire
 * Guys, it's #EarthDay. Dig a big hole and yell THANK YOU into it!
 * #EarthDay... Be condescending to Mars today!
 * "Look ma, no hands!" - Arabian thief
 * Is there an age where it's wrong to look at your underwear, free of streak marks, and still be excited?
 * " a mullet is a wish your neck makes"
 * This may be politically incorrect but, George Washington was our 8th president.
 * If cats dont like being thrown into tanks of salt water then why do mine keep runnin away to presumably tell other cats about how great i am
 * i am a bear and you are a delicious porridge. Guys try to steal you from me but i eat them. i eat you too. i eat everyone. i'm alone
 * I KNO U THINK OF ME AS JUST A SKYWRITER PILOT BUT I COULD BE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT IF U JUST O WOW KINDA LOW ON FUEL UP HERE THATS WEIR
 * Sometimes when I'm naked I think "what if I'm abducted by aliens right now."
 * Before twitter I just got to whisper weird stuff to my cat.
 * "And let's put grooves on the sides for scratching off lotto tickets" - Americas founders inventing first coins