User:Paul Carpenter/Creative Vandalism

Contary to popular belief, vandals are not all the scum of the earth, some of them are there for us to laugh at. To demonstrate this, I will show you some of my favorite pieces of vandalism.

Please note that I still do revert on sight, I might just sometimes copy it as well.

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 * Revision as of 18:16, 19 December 2005
 * Wikipedia knows all, and what it doesn't know, you can tell it to go fuck itself."

Edit to Stafford article

 * This one is bordering on genuninely intellegent humour, although the edits really belong in uncyclopedia.
 * Revision as of 15:38, 20 December 2005
 * Stafford Castle was built by the Nazis on a nearby hilltop in 1944 and was later featured in the film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (with Sean Connery sustaining a broken leg after falling off one of the castle turrets). It was first made of wood, and later rebuilt of stone. It has been rebuilt twice, firstly in 1975 by Green Peace activists after TV funny-man Noel Edmonds crashed a helicopter into the west wing of the castle during a live televised prank which went tragically wrong, killing 17 midgets who were attending the annual Staffordshire event: ‘A Big Day for the Little People’. Fatalities included talented TV weather presenter Rusty Goff and Hervé Villechaize who achieved worldwide fame as the James Bond villain “Nick Nack’. Ronnie Corbett narrowly escaped death after allegedly using Rusty Goff’s corpse as a human shield, as the castle came crumbling down around them. Although a court case seemed inevitable, the proceedings were halted amid rumors that Mr. Corbett agreed a five-figure out of court settlement with Mr Goff’s relatives and loved ones. The local paper The Staffordshire Newsletter also came under attack in the wake of the tragedy, after its story carrying the headline “Little People Cut Down To Size” was deemed grossly insensitive by the Vertically-challenged Actors Guild (Vag). The reporter in question has since gone on to edit The Daily Sport.
 * After almost twenty uneventful years, tragedy struck again in the fall of 1994. During rehearsals for the Christmas special of BBC talent show “The Heat Is On” (presented by then rising star Lenny Henry), a children’s choir suffered horrific burns as a result of an incident involving pyrotechnics intended for the show’s finale and unusually high winds The children from a local special-needs school had been lined up to sing a heart-warming rendition of the Elton John classic “Candle In The Wind”. Fortunately the raging inferno only claimed the lives of four of the choir, with the remaining lucky children receiving first degree burns on seventy to eighty percent of their bodies. Sadly two of the survivors later took their own lives as a direct result of the tragic events of that fateful, windy autumn night. The Staffordshire Newsletter again found themselves under scrutiny, after leading with the headline “They’re Better-Off Dead Anyway”. The article’s reporter Glenn Hoddle later went on to manage the England football team at the 1998 World Cup.

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 * Revision as of 17:01, 20 December 2005
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