User:Paulhigiggins

One Direction They began in 2010 on the 7th season of the x factor (UK). They are a British-Irish boyband. The members Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik auditioned as solo acts but at boot camp did not make it through and were put together as a group by Nicole Scherzinger and Simon Cowell (Buncle Simon). They are known to directioners as "the boys from the stairs" but to directionators "the boys from Icarly. We (directioners) do not like directionators cause they're idiots and we ship the bromances of these 5 boys but NOTHING MORE. And their relationships with females. Liam and Danielle do not have sex they play scrabble and read verses from the bible. Harry Harry (18) always talks slow as hell but he's has this charm with his curls and voice that just allows him to get all the girls. He loves older women, an example is when he dated Caroline Flack, a TV presenter, who he has 15 years of an age gap between the two of them. He has this thing with pussy. Louis Louis (20) is so sassy you just don't want to mess with him. He has the best but this world will ever know and he is hilarious and loves to play pranks and have a laugh. He loves to call his mum whenever he gets the chance. He is dating the gorgeous Eleanor Calder and they are just adorable i mean have you seen them in their coca cola pajamas? Yeah, they're too cute. Niall Well Niall (18) loves food. He loves it more than you. He is the only Irish of the 5 and the only blonde. His laugh is just contagious and he finds everything hilarious. He has a big heart and really cares about the boys and the fans. Every time you see him he's just smiling and being his carefree mofo self. We are his mofos (and his "shower of c***s") He really knows how to make people feel better and his future girlfriend will be the luckiest girl in the world. Liam Liam (18) is the absolute most kind hearted sweetest person on this earth and the meanest thing he has done is not say "bless you" to someone after they sneezed. He has turtles and one bit the otheres leg off. He is with an absolutely beautiful and talented dance named Danielle Peazer. They have been together since the x factor and they will be for all eternity. Zayn Zayn (19) is always looking in the mirror and under his quiet and mysterious self he is funny and is partners with Louis in playing jokes on the others. He is dating Little Mix's Perrie Edwards and they are cute but many people are mean about them but I think they are cute but no one will ever know who I am so who cares what I think! They also have a great band, consisting of: Josh Devine Dan Richards Jon Shone Sandy Beales They're great and if you don't love them then just get out of my kitchen. Then there is the AMAZING, GREAT, FANTASTIC........ PAUL HIGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is their tour manager and he cares about the fans and he has so much respect from us we just love him because he is just amazing and meeting him would make my life. So I just wrote more than I've ever wrote even my school work doesn't get this much attention. BYE.