User:Pauljerk

pauljerk was created by paul mcnamara. it is now one of the leaders in strong ginger ales. in short his philosophy is simple. make hard ginger ales. or soft ones. don't burp loud in public. wipe the toilet seat after you pee on it. only fart in public if you think it doesn't smell, otherwise by yourself the smell of your own brew is the best. never question authority if it's your mom or girlfriend. never vote republican unless teddy roosevelt becomes a zombie and runs again with a strong platform. never jump off of the golden gate bridge unless your really sure thats were your wallet fell.