User:PauperIreland

== [[Media:Irish Pauper Flu ==]

Irish Pauper Flu has been confirmed in Ireland. It is much more aggressive than Swine flu and has extremely consequences for the Irish Nation.

Symptoms include: Panic attacks, diarrhoea, nausea and vomiting, hot flushes, depressive episodes, suicidal thoughts, migraine level headaches, loss of appetite, life threatening bouts of colic. (All age groups are vunerable)

Long term symptoms include: Loss of vision, manic depression, chronic pain, immobility, leper syndrome, Pauper lifestyle. Irish Government has commissioned NAMA to deliver vaccine but have warned the Irish people that costs will reach to approx 50 Billion Euro and cure for virus not guaranteed. Government assured Irish taxpayers that NAMA in everyone’s best interest and should be paid for by 3010.

The Irish Government further stated that Developers and Banks delighted to assist and co-operate with NAMA. Experts divided on NAMA but other experts have concluded that this particular strain of Irish Pauper Flu has not been recorded sine the 1850s/60’s Famine periods in Ireland during which estimated 1,0000000 (million) Irish people lost their lives while millions more Paupered. More information can be got from on just log in from look up “Irish Pauper flu”