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Crary Chandler is god. She should be and will be forever remembered. Some say that her godly characteristics come from her prepy nose, others say its from her love for toes. No one can really be sure where she acquired such aspects. There are many legends and rumors that talk about these. Some say she can move cars, or that secretly she is superwoman. To me, Crary is everything, she is the wind beneath my wings, my summer, my spring, my sunny and rainy days. She has many followers who have bestowed upon them mundane chores which Crary does not have time to partake in. If you are ever so lucky as to find yourself in this inner circle of chore people, don't take your status for granted-millions are waiting to serve.She rode a horse named nugget, who, after being controlled by such a godly being was then sold for millions and now resides with Donald Trump. Thank you Crary, you saved his meaningless existence. Every day, at exactly 5 pm there is a world wide prayer hour for this beautiful being. It is properly celebrated by bowing South(Crary never faces any direction besides North, bowing South is to be looking directly in her direction) but only bow when you have a specific small prayer rug under your knees. These carpets can be found world wide on CraryIsMyLife.com (sales limited 5 per household).To honor her on her day of birth(greatest day ever) April 14th is known as the Great Day of Crary (if referred to as Great Day of Katherine it upsets the holiness. And on this special day, argyle is a must. Sweaters, socks shirts, tights, anything but the outfit MUST MATCH and must be planned ahead of time by at least a week.