User:Pavernt

Pavernt is the user name of Drew Symes, born 15 August, 1975... he is a self confessed wastrel.

Biography
Drew Symes was born in Poole, Dorset, the son of Edward George Symes (known as Ray) and Kathleen Margret Symes (née Valance) and spent most of his childhood in Dorset. He moved to Brighton, East, Sussex in 1999] but later moved back to Dorset after problems with the police, resulting in his arrest at a girl's netball match at [[Dorothy Stringer High School. He has no children and is not married.

Politics and religion
Symes describes himself as a discordianist. He finds the paradox of an disorganised organised religion particularly amusing.

He has no political bent, save a respect for those that dress well and have nice hair.

He does support Tottenham Hotspur Football Club for his sins.