User:Pazpaz89/Heather shribman

Heather Anne Shribman (born June 15th 1989) is a second year medical student and co-founder of the highly succesful medics choir.

Early Years: Born to Anne and Dr Shribman in Rushton Spencer. Whilst not being your classic "ugly baby" it soon became obvious that her ear to face ratio was severly weighted in the ear direction. A solid personality allowed her to overcome this disability even those doubters that suggested she may have trisomy 21. Siblings She has two siblings Matthew and Howard one of which she shares most of her DNA with.

School Years: School prompted a cataclysmic shift in lifestyle for her. Having discovered charity shops and a charitable heart she proceeded to amass an obscene amount of horrendous clothing. This collection is still growing to this day and independant sources have valued it at 12 pence and increasing every day. School also provided the tentative start to her music career in the form of "Sykes". Although being a lowly part time backing singer in the band she managed to provide the source of the lyrics for the song "Heather's Song". Although the title suggests amicableness it is in fact a "diss" song born from a broken heart - in a similar vein to Eamon and Frankie's chart topping "Fuck You Right Back" -

University Career:

Having graduated from Kings School in Cheshire she is now pursuing a dazzling career in the field of medicine in Southampton.

Special interests include Food, Hockey, Stupid clothing.