User:Pbman

Peanut Butter in a Can!
"The greatest thing ever to touch my lips.      -God

Origins
It all started on a hot day at a miserable place called Camp Green Lane. A young boy, Andrew had just gotten back from another terrible lunch at what they called "the dining hall". He was sitting on his bed when an idea hit him like a sack of potatoes. After he regained consciousness from the mysterious sack of potatoes that hit him on the head, he remembered his idea. "Peanut Butter in a can!" he said happily. He didnt say it too loud because Mr. Peanut was on the next bunk over, and he didnt want to give him any ideas. Let that stupid peanut think of his own ideas. So, Andrew got his idea patented. He was just waiting for his big break when he would reveal his product.

Peanut Butter Man
Some 3 years later Andrew still held the Peanut Butter in a can idea close to his heart. And then, on November...sometime in November Andrew's psychology teacher, a Coke addict presented him with a project. Coca Cola by the way. Andrew and his newfound group members' had a task. They were to create an advertisement by stimulating the- that's where Andrew tuned out and turned the Peanut Butter in a can music on. He was going to make the best damn commercial ever to be seen. A hero was born. Peanut Butter Man.