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PARNELL SWEET DADDY WILLIAMS
PARNELL WILLIAMS WAS BORN TO DOROTHY WILLIAMS NOVEMBER 17,1967. COMING INTO THE WORLD WAS A COMPLICATED FEAT FOR THE SOON TO BE LAD DUE A TRIP TO IN A STOLEN CAN MISTAKINGLY HAILED BY HIS SOON TO BE GRANDFATHER & GRANDMOTHER. NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS MAY BE WHY HE IS CONSTITUTIONLY LATE FOR MOST EVENTS HE ATTEND. AFTER A BRIEF JOYRIDE AROUND CHICAGO, THE COPPERS FINALLY APPREHENDED THE PHONY CAB DRIVER AND TOOK YOUNG MS WILLIAMS TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL...ST JOSEPHS CATHOLIC HOSPITAL. AT APPROXIMATELY 10:26PM "THE SMOOTH PIMPED OUT PLAYER MADE FOR THE STREETS" WAS BORN. YOUNG PARNELL SPENT THE NEXT FEW YEARS BATTLING INFANT HEALTH PROBLEMS, THEN AFTER TRAVELED FREQUENTLY TO MISSISSIPPI WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER TO OVERSEE HER PROPERTIES NOT KNOWING IT WOULD EVENTUALLY BECOME HIS HOME.