User:Peanutjelly123

Ok so it all started when we were sitting down enjoying a fresh and well made peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Then we realized is why don't we make our own shop that sells well made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. So we did in 2008 came our new shop. It was named Peanuts & Jelly. We were a HUGE success until the day came we had been hit by a terrible storm. The storm was a tornado an F4 tornado that is! We nearly died well actually my grandfather did die that day. Well back to the point we reopened in March of 2009. Nobody seemed to want to come to are shop so we were shut down. Sadly we became broke and this very day we are living in the garbage heap behind are old apartment. Days have been tough and neither my husband or me have a job. The only thing we have that is working is and old apple pie and a computer.

OUR LIVES
I have always loved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches they were the only thing that I would eat when I was a young lad. But, nowadays I eat old apple pie that works. My husband and I met when I was in preschool and my teacher said that we should marry now because we would eventually have no one to like us cause of the fact that we were unlikable. So we did marry at age 5. Well of course it was a fake but we did marry at age 19. So basically I have lived with my husband almost my whole entire life. Now you'd think thats weird right. And I totally agree. So my dear old granny and I spoke to the old folks at here elderly home and mentioned that we were an adorable couple so now we aren't that weird. So every story has a happy ending well ours doesn't we had to visit my brother and my grandpa in the hospital everyday until they eventually died.

well there you have it. That's our story. Fill free to donate money to the homeless!

History
Our grandfather (Jenson A. Asparat) worked as a volunteer fireman. He loved money and was one of the richest men in the world.He married Susan G. Asparat in July of 1938. He gave birth to my mom in December of 1942. She was a very little baby. My grandfather couldn't take care of her so she was sent to her godmother (her aunt). But, later Susan missed her baby so she asked the godmother if she could have her baby back she said no. So they went to court and the godmother won. No more baby for Susan. So as you can see my family has lots off interesting stories. We Asparats have gone through so much. We have so many companies and shops they're to many to count. So we all must go along with the tradition. Or we are living against the Asparat Code.

Friends
We have no friends. Sadly. Well if you count my grandma, she is like the only friend I have. She's the one who I can take to get coffee and sometimes even the good stuff (beer!). hahaha. The only bad thing is here husband died and she doesn't like to hang out anymore. Well actually we went to the playground the other day and stalked some toddlers but thats about it. Oh wait I am not done. My other friend is my great great great grandpa he is 115 years old he's going for the world record! Well we usually go to hardcore concerts together you know like hardcore! But last time he had brain surgery on the day of the Metallica concert! DARN'T!!! hahaha. Well thats about it! (for friends)

Our Home
Our home is as we said before a garbage heap behind our old apartment. But it's a very nice garbage heap. We have a TV (doesn't work) computer, and an apple pie (works!) So if you would donate to the homeless that would be great and touching do it for the children. We all need help sometimes! What if you were me! *tear tear*! :( well thats about it for our home!