User:Peenk Phuzipen

Peenk Phuzipen
Peenk is the alter ego of a young Kansan woman. She flies on a pink broom and writes angsty poetry she should have grown out of by now. She loves grammar.

True Things
All swans are property of the Queen.

Shawn has a tatonka dance.

They call it Vicki's.

Bug spray works as Sharpie remover.

If one gets blood on cloth, if they put their own saliva on the stain before washing, the stain will come out.