User:Peeoeey

Peeoeey or Pěëozęèrŷĕika comes from the mythical Aztec ritual where one reaches a formal state of mind in-between two very fat people, this formal state of mind can lead to post-life predictions and out of body experiences. The Aztecs would use Peeoeey to contact dead tribal leaders and learn about 'life outside life'.

In the modern day, leading scientist in Peeoeey, Dr ZBarney Pycroft has studied the effects of Peeoeey on the sub-conscience mind. Having undergone several Peeoeey experimentations- he is now left with mild Migranes and a reseeding hairline. his 'partner in crime', Dr Joe Macfarlane of West Virginia University, carries on Pycroft's work while he's resting in bed from a bad day of getting migranes.

Peeoeey works when the special blend of body odor from two fat people penetrates the cell membranes and cases them to spasm, when this happens large electrical impulses are sent the central nervous system, on the way, all muscles in the body go limp and the person seems completely brain dead, this effect causes the brain to drift of into a wild hallucination. once Peeoeey has begun, it is vital the person is not disturbed, the brain can sub-conscientiously shut down and the person will die! the ritual cannot be stopped untill the person undergoing ritual stops- this happens when the body overcomes the stench of the fat peoples body odors and returns to noraml.