User:Penguin2697

On Wednesday Taylor Swift was found eating a paper plate. This means she is a billy goat a very nice,friendly billy goat. She was also seen reanacting The Billy Goat Gruff with her Dad and Mum. When her Dad accidently pushed a troll of a cliff into a pool of fluffy penguins and now lives under a bridge. After finding Taylor Swift in that state we asked her personal chef what she eats and the chef said ," She is really easy to feed ,I just give her a can, an empty can." This proves she is a really nice billy goat.