User:Penicook

There is an island off the coast of Malaga which is called Isla De Oropel. It has many rare indigenous creatures including the endagered pooping log. The main industry is tinsel farming. Tinsel is used for all manor of activites ranging from food to recreational drug use filling the user with Christmas spirit. There has only ever been one visitor to this island who has left scarred by his visit after being lost deep withing the largest Tinsel forest on the north east coast of the island. His name was Xabi Lopez. Since his ordeal he has been seeking refuge in the UK where he has to avoid all contact with Tinsel.