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“I am King Ambiguity, and my consort is Queen Vagueness. Our kingdom is the Land of Enigma. It lies between the Mountains of Obscurity, and the Valley of Doubtfulness. We guard the gates of Ambivalence against the ferocious Creatures of Certainty for there is no others that will face the detestable tribes of Clarity and Lucidity. Across the river of Double Meaning, there exist a tree called the Anagram tree, my Queen and I feed from its fruit, which strengthens us, that is why we guard and nurture it. Lately, creatures from lands far away from the Land of Enigma have become bolder and have crossed over the Boarders of Incertitude. So, I decided to send my armies of Dubiety to destroy and vanquish these foul creatures back to the world of Transparent Explicitness. Sadly, we were not victorious, but we did blind those that seek to change our kingdom and kept ourselves safe from those audacious and ugly tribes. May they forever suffer the woes of confusion and despair. Queen Vagueness is with child. I dearly hope it is a boy. If it is, I shall call him Prince Inconclusiveness. I am so happy and so is Queen Vagueness.”