User:PeopleagainstBimi/Bimi Disorder

== Bimi Disorder: The slow painful naggin death.

For centuries people have been suffering with a disorder so horrific it has just recently been named. This disorder not only causes the person suffering from it with pain, but also all of the people surrounding the victim. The Symptoms include Horrific Nagging, Crabbiness, Dihareaha, Headaches, and constant worrying. The first time this disorder was acknowladged was in Russia in the year 1938. The times were very tough for everyone, although there was one person that Lenin quoted as " my worst nightmare". That person was not Fdr, it was none other that Babuska Kushndchey. She was 14 at the time but managed to nag her whole village so much that they created a ban on potatoes just in fear that she would complain and worry about how they would be made. This madness actually caused the Great Pogrom of 1941. It was then that russian scientists tried to weaponize this disorder. Unfortunatly, Babuska caused such turmoil that the scientists killed them selves.

Treatment: Several People have been brave enough to try and treat patients with this disorder. None have actually survived. It has been found that this disorder is passed down maternally every generation. We have isolated one family in particular in Texas that seems to be the direct descendants of the famous Babuska Kushndchey. Local scientists have tried to treat them with methods such as kindness,marijuana, and of course lavender oils, but nothing was succesful. The last choice would be to have surgery on the rectal cavity to remove the stick lodged so deep.

We would like to extend our greatest sympathies for the people dealing with this horrific disorder and would like to have people donate money to find a cure.