User:Peter -Willey 94939

The bald bird didn't sing because the bald man didn't fall and the bald man didn't fall because the bald cat didn't scratch his eyes out the bald cat didn't scratch his eyes out because the bald dog didn't bark and the bald dog didn't bark because the bald shrek didn't split up with Fiona and the bald shrek didn't split up with Fiona Because the bald donkey didn't get lost and the bald donkey didn't get lost because the bald puss in  boots saved him and the bald puss in boots saved him because the bald sun was up and the bald sun was up because the bald team won and the bald team won because there shit on a kit and there shit on a kit because there bald Man Utd and there bald Man Utd because Newcastle are better and Newcastle are better because they have a bald player called shelvey new castle have a bald player called shelvey because raf is not a wanker and Rafa is not a wanker because he won Liverpool the cup and he won Liverpool the cup because it has no hair and it has no hair so IT IS BALD.

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