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Slapuki
Roots and Development

Invented on 13 November 2013 in Johannesburg South Africa by Peter Wieselthaler, a slapuki is a term given to a simultaneous slap, punch and kick. The slapuki is usually administered by one work colleague to another when the colleague becomes deserving of such a sanction.

Technique

The slap is administered with the left hand across the face, the punch is thrust forward with the right hand directly into the solar plexis and the kick is aimed at or in the general direction of the genetalia (male or female).

Variants

Variants of the slapuki are the "running slapuki", "flying slapuki", "crouching slapuki" and "the slapuki surprise".

There are rumours that the Founder and Grand-Boss of slapuki once administered a "reverse slapuki". Shrouded in mystery and forbidden to be spoken of, it is believed that the reverse slapuki was developed under the most extreme circumstances. The deserving recipient is believed to have immediately left the office, rowed to Bali and joined a silent Monestry. To this day the technique, stance and administration of the reverse slapuki remain unknown. Many have said the reverse slapuki is not only impossible but also a myth. The founder has never spoken of the reverse slapuki and when questioned always answers "Thee by one is true"

Levels of Slapuki

1.	The Entered Learner 2.	The Three Time Trainer 3.	The Enlightened Superior One 4.	Respected Grand Boss