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'''New Federal Memorial Announced by Department of Homeland Insecurity and Disinformation '''

Brandon Falls, Delaware, is the location for the newly minted Federal Monument "Brandon Falls". This extraordinary sculpture was cast from melted down Prius batteries and is said to be completely Saudi-free. However, the young artist who won the design contest, PJ SoyBoi (he/him) says that if you look at it from just the right angle you can clearly see CornPop fist bumping a Saudi "dick" tater. Famous celebrity congresspeoples (they/them), including bright lites like AOC have described their pilgrimage (apologize to Native Americans Everywhere) as fundamentally life changing "to think that the greatest living being on the planet actually laid down his bike here so so many others could live their dreams free of the fear of falling sends chills down my zip code sized back side".

If you would like to visit, just hop in your EV (no poisonous gas vehicles allowed on premises), put your mask on and send $10.00 to the DNC and you are in like Flint (definitely he/him).