User:Petri Krohn/Misquotes

The Finnish artist Henrik Tikkanen was known for his aphorisms presented with his illustrations in the newspaper Hufvudstadsbladet – fraudulently misattributed as quotations by famous people. Here are some more original pieces of stupidity or wisdom misattributed to the uninvolved.

September 2010
The guillotine is a crime against humanity.

October 2010
Terrorism is unacceptable – unless it is targeted against Russia

November 2010
Ukraine is not a nation. It is a racist theory about the inferiority of the Russian people.

May 2011
Only Burnside could have managed such a coup, wringing one last spectacular defeat from the jaws of victory.

August 2011
The Republic of China is a fascist occupation regime imposed on the Taiwanese people by the United States.

September 2013
"You asked me once, what was in Room 641A. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 641A is the worst thing in the world."

- O'Brien

October 2010
We advise you to stop your activities against Kavkaz Center. Unless you come to your senses, we will cut off your head and those of your whole family. You have 7 days to consider.

March 2012
I have never killed a man, but I have read many an obituary with great pleasure.

November 2012
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.

March 2014
To be an enemy of America can be dangerous, but to be a friend is fatal

May 2014
The demonization of Putin is not a policy; it is an alibi for the absence of one.

June 2014
The "West" does not signify Europe; it is an euphemism for Atlanticism (i.e. the Empire)

July 2014
Most zionists don’t believe that God exists, but they do believe he promised them Palestine.