User:Petrichor27

Headline text
OLIVIA LAUREN LAUX (human)

on a mountain of fire and brimstone in june of 1988, in a small mining community in north dakota, a human was consieved. due to a combination of love and rock and roll, mixed with some fire, the golden gods produced a daughter. the world would never know what exactly happened that day, but soon the world would never forget what come from it. olivia lauren laux, a legend in itself, shrouded in mystery and tall tales, was born. Some of her lifelong ambitions and contributions are, but not limited to:

1. giving two speeches at the apache junction graduation night. 2.riding a 7 dollar bike found by her grandmother at a garage sale. 3.getting mono atleast two times a year, and once every summer since 2003. 4. riding a whale into the sunset. 5. slaying a diomondback couger-snake. 6. giving free love 7.becoming the worlds first woman pine-wood derbie proffesional racer. 8.turtle racer

BIO:

Olivia grew up in a small mining town in north dakota, she was the oldest of five girls on a farmhouse in rural winchester. at the age of five, she competed in the first annual winchester pine wood derbie, were she finished first place smashing the competition. from that cold october day in 1993, she knew she would become the youngest and first woman pine wood derbie racer.

while growing up in such a small community, she was faced with many obsticles. some of which included a vicious diomond back couger-snake that would frequent the mountainside, often stealing and eating small children. in the summer of 1996, olivia would embark on a mission to slay the village monster and win the glory for her family who had just adopted five cats. with prices in cat food soaring, and two cats in heat, the time had come for oliva to face the tyrant who had aten so many of her childhood friends, and bring an end to the infamous diamond back couger snake. while experts cant be certain what exactly happened, all that would remain of her childhood terror was a paw and a fresh snakeskin. shortly after the battle, olivia could be seen around town with couger-snake skinned shoes in which she sported day and night.

two years later olivia would face one of the most lifechanging events of her years, her family would trek accross the USA in search for the golden goblet of truthiness. rumors spread of her journey and the event was telivised on 19 different channels, including BET, CBS, ABC and the discoverry channel. when oliva arrived in the valley of apache junction in arizona, she would lead a quite life, not ever speaking of her legendary past in north dakota.

to this day, one can see olivia walking around, some say, they have seen her flap her arms and fly, while other swear they have seen her transform into soundwave, a transformer with an in-your-face attitude and a repution that just says "i dont give a fu**". to this day, oliva laux is shrouded in mystery and remains one of the worlds most mysterious human beings ever to have graced the earth. like paul bunyon, john henry, and michael jackson, olivia would become a sort of tall tale in herself. rumors would spread and fantastic stories would evolve.