User:Petrolicus

i have been brought forth to write about the religion known as Petroism. We worship the great god of Petrolicus. He is the god that has created mechanical devices such as motor vehicles and allowed us men to work on these vehicles in times of mechanical failure. The almighty god Petrolicus clearly has stated that all man shalt always be prepared for mechanical failure with wrenches on hand at all time. He salt also be protected with the proper clothing that is necassary to be working on objects with mechanical fatigue. Boots and hats shall be worn at all times no matter the circumstances whether in or outside to protect thy from cuts and scrapes and it is a sin to remove your hat even while at rest they shall remain on thy head for it is a sin to remove thy sacred head wear for any reason. A proper head dress shalt be worn at all times until soiled heavily with grease and oil and then and only then should it ne removed for a proper burning and replaced with a clean hat as soon as removed. For this is the most sacred piece of protection for us Petoist's. It is a sin as well to partake in any activities that involve any form of drugs however it is a very important part of Petroism to consume beverages made from the sacred coffee bean for Petrolicus said himself that a to true Petroist can and shalt not function properly without the sacred beverage.