User:Petty102

Hello, how are you? That's good, I'm fine too - What? Oh, no, I'm not sweating, I'm... well, this is... Here! I have my resume. Or, sorry that's a take-out menu. Ahaah, haha, ha... um... here's my resume.

notable skills

 * I am good at staying up late
 * I am also good at starting new projects
 * I am very good at taking pictures of my cat

notable deficits

 * I cannot wake up at a reasonable hour
 * I don't ever finish things
 * okay fine the cat does most of the work

...Yes? Is something wrong?

This is a volunteer position?

I don't need a resume? Or an interview?

I just - start?