User:PharaohDearden/sandbox

Thus is came to pass that I taylor dearden must needs type this page of evil and doom. It is the twenty second day of the month of march, and I like to eat cows. And so thus saith me…I need to go to the bathroom, but because I am typing this, I shall not. I think that if we were to nuke the cows in the egpytian repubilic of terd, we just might be able to make this page possible. Maybe if I ask queen fartknocker to eat my shorts, I just might be albe to kill the rocks from the dirt in Canada. If I quickly dump this corn onto the radio, I will be able to lick the dirt from the tree. But If I don’t, then they are evil and rude. Maybe the pharaoh will be able to fix our evil system of death and numbers and music from the devil. But if he can’t, then that’s ok, cause I like to eat quarters. But you know what? I am so sick and tired of those Canadians who think that they have better icecream than us! It was the stupid French who made the tasty French fries, so maybe we should be nice to the French, cause, French fries taste good, but not the the third Tuesday of the month of skyraider. Because I said so! Maybe, just maybe I’ll be able to resurrect the dr from its peppery grave, but if I can’t, then well, I’ll just have to switch the keys on this key board. The trees in the canyon can eat birds, so be careful, don’t take the fortune parrot to the forest, the trees might eat him. But the cats, from the swamp, they actually eat computers, because they think that computers are magicaly attractive. But you know who knows what I know about knowing? That one guy named Barrack Obama doesn’t~! But George bush from the Canadian republic does, but I don’t like him, because he thinks he makes better bacon than I do. So I told him to go eat the plastic from the woodland bushes of chaos. I actually really really want to stop typing right now, cause like, this is so stupid, who takes the time to write a full page of total bull crap. I think that maybe if I ask the principal of the death con that I might be able to steal the carrots from mrs. Hyer. But if she saw that I was stealing them, she might eat my toes, but my toes taste like syrup. Maple….but butter. So I like to lick lettuce, because it has water in it, and water makes me feel happy, so I told the mother of the davis of the high school of crap that I should probably eat the turtle because I think that the icecream from Canada is probably crap like the bacon in Jordan. Do not take my lamps, they are used to catch the fannys from the moon. Do you like the moon? I don’t because it looks like it is made out of icecream, and the Canadian icecream is rude, so don’t eat it. I think that if Canada took over, I would join the Russian republic of death and destruction. So I fifteen minutes to finish this crap paper. But if I don’t then I’ll probably just take the dr pepper from the coke factory and lick the pepsi. I think that the Mobi Ranki danki ruby shlooby will steal the chicken from the icecream. What if they added icecream to chicken? Maybe it would taste like snake? I hate snakes they can go eat the dirt, they just simply poop around and we all think that maybe they’ll be thrown in jail. So the bench from the south ruins of Africa? Well they are rude, they are made out of cactus. I think that if you ate a cactus you’ll be able to fix the sink in the bathroom in the royal hotel. But if mr. Davis from the fartknocking Canada came, he’d take my cans of rice. Hmmm, I still have a lot more to do, I have only 10 minutes to finish this crap paper. This paper is even more random than the one I did in mrs. Bells room! I think that she looked like icecream pie. But if I don’t take the carrot, then I’ll probably end up in the walled city of Baboom ding dang. I think that possibly, just maybe, if without a doubt, I will be able to eat the volume of the computer, which I heard is a very hard thing to do. But if I ask Northridge, they’ll probably say, “Eat the icecream!” But if I don’t, then, well forget it. The terrorist probably took the nukes from the Canada. But if they didn’t, then, they probably took the icecream, which would be good. But only if Brad Pit said so, I think he smells like shrimp. Well, jack sparrow came to me last night and said…”I like to kill bunnies” and I said, “good job”. So ya, maybe if we kill the sparrow, the icecream from Canada will taste less bad? The End.