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Phatang: The Lord of The Random Things

Phatang is the nickname of Ben Hinton, which later became a persona. He is self-proclaimed Lord of the random things.

He was born on August 6th 1992 in Leicester, United Kingdom.

Phatang is also the username of Ben's youtube account, where he uploads most of his movies and sketches for the movie making group he founded called .M.A.D. productions (Make a Difference)



Ben's full nickname is: "Phatang The Lord of the random things, fear me or i will smite you like some almighty smiter guy in the sky, bearer of the rucksack, master of planky and eater of the blueberry nutragrains, 41 on eBay, Drawer of the evil cats, and bearer of the evil denim hand of doom, Tamer of the Rabbits and Speaker of Squirrel Tounge"

This nickname keeps growing as Ben 'Randomly' decides to add stuff in.

If people impress Phatang by certain feats of randomness ( for example a funny song) He knights them as Knights of Randomness. so far the Knights are:

Freddy Angel, David Perry, David Jordan, Michael McGuire, Nathan Wersching, Ben Hodson, Ben Leroyd, Evan Tudno-Jones, Liam Akers, Tom Hamilton, Kit Silcock, Alex Worral, Nick Mulvey and Richard Hodgson

This collective, form what is known as "The Lego Crew". It is general consensus that the identity and activities of Phatang, particularly his flair for 'randomness' is exceptionally cringey.

"The Knights Of Randomness" is also the name of a Band whose members are: Ben Hinton Michael McGuire David Perry David Jordan Ben Hodson Freddy Angel & Nathan Wersching Their music is inspired by tenacious D - well as random if not more- however their music is proberly not as Heavy! Their first album: K.O.R: Hypathetically Theoretically is currently being recorded in their studios (thier rooms) --Phatang 22:58, 15 May 2007 (UTC)