User:Phil Fantastic

Phillip 'Phil' Fantastic, was born on the 15th of May 1990 at the exact second Jeanne Calment surpassed Augusta Holtz to become the oldest verified person ever. He would later say that he believed this happened for specific reason, but when pressed on what he meant, refused to comment. His Father, Lord Felix Fantastic, left when he was young to become the first man to solo kayak around the world. His Mother, Delilah Astounding, later described this decision as 'foolish' and 'donkey-brained'. Although Lord Fantastic's body was never found, he was pronounced dead when his kayak was discovered by a spearfish farmer off the coast of the Isle of Skye. Castrol GTX, who sponsored the record attempt, denied any involvement.