User:Philgowans

Phil Gowans is a semi-professional mixed martial arts practitioner. His extraordinarily large penis, exquisite charm and his all around sense of moral excellence have made him a fan favourite in all walks of life.

When he's not in the gym, Phil Gowans enjoys undertaking major philanthropic projects including providing free healthcare to the entire world and ensuring that basic human rights are delivered to every single inhabitant of every single nation on the face on planet earth.

Phil Gowans recognises that there are perhaps extra terrestrial beings that are also in dyer need of his assistance, therefore he plans to gradually extend his humanitarian efforts to life forms on other planets, providing life on other planets can be discovered. In a recent interview, Phil Gowans explained that his philanthropy will only be available to "humanoid" extra terrestrials, saying "if I were to offer my services to ALL aliens, I'd be building hospitals for bugs and bacteria and and plants shit, and i can't be doing with that to be honest!".